i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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