Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
