so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize