He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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