I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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