Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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