No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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