I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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