i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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