You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize