Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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