when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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