He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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