bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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