so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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