Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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