The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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