out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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