i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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