If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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