first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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