I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Congratulations! We have a period
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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