her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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