Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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