The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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