You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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