Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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