So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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