you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
