ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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