No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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