She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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