It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Randomize
