This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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