I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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