Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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