So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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