Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
