i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
