I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
