He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He kissed a someone with a penis
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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