Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I believe in your delicious
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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