Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Randomize
