there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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