I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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