I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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