Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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