Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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