woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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