Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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