Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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