Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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