his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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